Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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