Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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