Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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