So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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