yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
So vagazzling was a success
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Randomize