She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Alive.
So much puke
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
