Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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