I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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