It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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