Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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