Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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