idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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