you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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