you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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