OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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