hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Can i not drive my cunt home
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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