we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
