she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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