i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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