if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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