she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Can I color on your dick again?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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