But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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