...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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