I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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