I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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