hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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