I can tuck mytits in my pants
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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