But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
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and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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