Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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