Me. At least after what I've been through.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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