just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Randomize