Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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