How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
COCAINE IS GR8
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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