I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Never underestimate the power of titties
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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