Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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