From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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