I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
