Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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