Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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