so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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