Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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