Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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