she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I did not marry a roomba.
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