the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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