just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
honey bunches of taint.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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