How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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