You can't motorboat a personality
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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