Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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