Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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