Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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