He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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