just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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