so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
