two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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