Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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